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Sasha Waltz & Guests in Impromptus (Photo credit: Sebastian Bolesch)

Sacha Waltz: Impromptus

By Jo Tomalin
above: Sasha Waltz & Guests in Impromptus (Photo credit: Sebastian Bolesch)

Review by Jo Tomalin

Sasha Waltz & Guests in Impromptus (Photo credit: Sebastian Bolesch)

Cal Performances presented Impromptus by the Berlin based company, Sacha Waltz & Guests at Zellerbach Hall October 24 and 25, 2014

Very well known in Europe as an innovative and avant-garde choreographer, Sacha Waltz’s Impromptus is a seventy five minute lyrical feast of abstract movement storytelling, beautifully expressed by seven dancers in their only US appearance this season.

The choreography for Impromptus by Waltz and her dancers (premiered in 2004), explores movement and emotion through Franz Schubert’s music, beautifully played live onstage by pianist Cristina Marton and mezzo-soprano Ruth Sandhof. Dancers: Xuan Shi, Niannian Zhou, Juan Cruz, Yael Schnell, Michal Mualem, Zaratiana Randrianantenaina, and Luc Dunberry.

These seven dancers perform in ever changing combinations to each of the five short melodic piano pieces, and four also accompanied by Sandhof, singing Schubert Lieders. While this may be seen as an abstract piece, fragments of a storyline expressing life, relationships, society and discord seem apparent.

Dancing, jumping and balancing on two large dramatically tilted platforms with a huge moving gold four sided wooden backdrop – a stunning design concept by Thomas Schenk and Sasha Waltz – pose challenges but result in an amazing achievement by the dancers. Staged with an exquisite lighting design by Martin Hauk, ethereal costumes in white, beige, cream, brown, black and gray, dancers enter and exit, cross, pair up and separate, energetically moving from one level to another.

Sasha Waltz & Guests in Impromptus (Photo credit: Sebastian Bolesch)

The intricate, muscular, unpredictable and often playful quality of the choreography is well expressed by Waltz’s visceral dancers’ precision of footwork and effortless line. They perform fascinating theatrical dance movement comprising pensive, Butoh slow moves and regards, exquisite partner lifts by both male and female dancers, dynamic and spritely moments, always somehow sinking into the music. Occasionally the dancers continue through silent moments without piano or song, which are very effective and add to the drama of those moments and relationships.

A highlight of this piece is the surprise metaphor when all seven dancers slow motion crawl across the stage, daubing themselves in red paint, and the ensuing scenes of resilience and moving final moments.

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Musical traces pluses, minuses of Black Panther history

By Woody Weingarten

[Woody’s [rating: 3]

Steven Sapp (right) leads 12-member ensemble cast in “Party People,” a new musical about the Black Panthers and Young Lords. Photo courtesy of kevinberne.com.

Kelly C. Wright (right), Bernard Calloway (left) and Mildred Ruiz-Sapp (rear) brandish guns in “Party People.” Photo courtesy of kevinberne.com.

Steven Sapp (foreground), Christopher Livingston (left) and Reggie D. White parade black power symbol in “Party People.” Photo courtesy of kevinberne.com.

“Party People” is a provocative, adrenaline-charged, flashy ride into history.

But it’s depressing.

The new Berkeley Rep musical, with a fictitious veneer glued atop historical events, is a double-edged examination of good and bad aspects of the Black Panther Party and the Young Lords.

It’s embedded in the ‘60s and ‘70s.

Yet it displays a legacy that bumps against 21st century incidents like the Florida killing of unarmed African-American teenager Trayvon Martin by a neighborhood watch captain, and this year’s police slaying of a black teen in Ferguson, Missouri, which sparked rioting.

Or the fatal shooting of Oscar Grant in Oakland that led to a compassionate film reconstruction, “Fruitvale Station.”

The fact that discrimination against people of color and second-class citizenry haven’t disappeared is precisely what makes the play depressing.

Also, as a middle-class, suburban white man, I found the show guilt-inducing, discomforting and a little frightening.

Why?

Possibly because “Party People” — after examining compound facets of racial relations — ends up pushing for new revolution.

The disturbing play, replete with thunderous cries of “power to the people,” clocks back to a time when rank-and-file revolutionaries picked up garbage and provided free food and medical care in black and brown communities — at the same time fighting what they perceived as an oppressive federal government.

But it also shows betrayal, bewilderment and party in-fighting triggered by J. Edgar Hoover, the FBI’s director who’d created Cointelpro, a counter-intelligence program that used tactics of infiltration, surveillance, harassment and assassination.

Hoover had labeled the Panthers, founded in Oakland in 1966 by Huey Newton and Bobby Seale, “the greatest threat to the internal security of the country.”

“Party People” suggests the radicals were hardly that.

Rather, a group of complicated human beings with conventional flaws.

The chaotic times clang in my memory.

I recall having major difficulty accepting the assassination of Malcolm X. And, of course, those of the Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King.

I remember having difficulty, too, sorting through stacks of news reports in an attempt to excavate a capital “T” truth.

Unfortunately, my vision wasn’t cleared by watching “Party People,” which lamentably degenerates into a polemic despite showcasing brilliant acting-dancing-singing performances by an ensemble cast of 12, exciting live video projections that persistently flicker on 17 screens, and loud, heart-pulsing music that rebounds from hip-hop/rap to blues, from gospel to rock.

The exceedingly intense show, based on dozens of interviews, imagines members of the two groups at a modern-day performance-art opening ripe for generational and cultural gaps.

The fantasy was collectively penned by writer-performers William Ruiz (aka Ninja), who runs a gamut of emotions onstage as Jimmy, one of the two artists who shaped the reunion; Steven Sapp (formidable as Omar, a Panther suspected of being a traitor and forced to confess to things he hadn’t done); and Mildred Ruiz-Sapp, who portrays Helita and whose powerful singing voice is mesmerizing.

Liesl Tommy, associate director at Berkeley Rep, revamped the piece after she directed its world premiere in 2012 for the Oregon Shakespeare Festival in Ashland.

She obviously can relate to what she’s spotlighting because she grew up in South Africa, where her parents were anti-apartheid activists.

Practically everyone, of course, is familiar with the Panthers, who were conceived as the Black Panther Party for Self-Defense, aimed originally at monitoring police behavior and challenging police brutality.

A lot fewer West Coast folks will recollect the Chicago-based Young Lords, a Puerto Rican independence-promoting group inspired by the Panthers.

(“We were a social club but the police called us a street gang,” intones one character.)

No one, however, is likely to forget the clenched-fist symbols of “black power,” which are magnificently addressed — along with staccato militaristic and drug-generated shakes  — by choreographer Millicent Johnnie.

The vigorousness of what she’s invented is reflected, figuratively and literally, by the dancers’ sweat.

Humor is not absent.

Sometimes it stems from lighthearted wishful thinking (“The revolution can have its own website), sometimes with a modicum of irony (“This is America — learn to speak Spanish.”)

“Party People” takes pains to pay homage to dead and imprisoned social warriors.

It also tries unsuccessfully to sum up a narrative, in my judgment, can’t be condensed to bumper sticker size.

“The struggle for justice is always worth it.”

“There have to be consequences.”

“You have to ask yourself, ‘What are you willing to sacrifice?’”

“Party People” plays at the Berkeley Repertory Theatre‘s Thrust Stage, 2025 Addison St. (off Shattuck), Berkeley, through Nov. 23. Night performances, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Wednesdays and Sundays, 7 p.m. Matinees, Saturdays and Sundays, 2 p.m. Tickets: $14.50 to $89, subject to change, (510) 647-2949 or www.berkeleyrep.org.

Dracula Play Creates a Delightful Chill at Sonoma Community Center thru Nov 2

By Guest Review

Nobody can explain why young Lucy Seward is so pale and why the mysterious neighbor, Count Dracula, is so eager to help her. This is the original Dracula play that spawned many other productions and it successfully resists becoming camp. It is compelling in its staging and acting thanks to director Nellie Cravens and is presented by Silver Moon Theatre and the Sonoma Theatre Alliance.
The play is staged in the round, making the audience an intimate witness to the chilling goings-on in the home of Dr. Seward. The talented Len Handeland takes the commanding title role and infuses it with cold passion that grows deeper and more evil throughout the play. Michael Hunter is Renfield, a deliciously creepy fly-eating madman patient of Dr. Seward with his own dark secret. Dan Monez as Dr. Seward and Matt Witthaus as Professor Van Helsing play off each other as sophisticated and intelligent men who discover the evil forces in their midst. Others in the cast have maximized their roles to create a believable (and therefore quite scary) tale just in time for Halloween season. Schubert’s music provides a perfect backdrop. Performances continue through November 2. Tickets: http://www.sonomatheatrealliance.org/shows-events/festival-theatre/dracula/

A “Silver Moon theatre production” in Association with the Sonoma Theatre Alliance, directed by Nellie Cravens, Stage Manager Laura Jovino and starring:

Len Handeland – Count Dracula

Matt Witthaus – Professor Van Helsing

Dan Monez – Dr Seward

Michael Hunter – Renfield (Dracula’s Servant)

Michael Miller – Jonathan Harker

George Bereschik – Attendant

Susan Lee – “Alice” The Maid

Courtney Bristow – Lucy Seward

Photo by Adrian Hyman

Left: Len Handeland as Dracula Right: Matt Witthaus as Professor Van Helsing

Dracula

By Guest Review

This was one of the best performances we have scene…the acting,set design,script,sound ,lighting,costumes & directing…could not have been better…I am not even a fan of this type of play,but boy was I surprised…it goes to show you when it is great…it entertains all!A must see!!!!

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Avenue Q Scores with Large, Enthusiastic Audience at NTC

By Flora Lynn Isaacson

Award-winning Director Carl Jordan has brilliantly directly Avenue Q, which
recently opened at Novato Theater Company. This outrageous romp features
both puppets and human actors and is known for its high energy naughty fun.
Most of the characters in the show are puppets operated by actors on stage.
Both the human characters and puppet characters sing. This musical is set in
several tenements on a street in New York City. 

Avenue Q is an American musical in two acts, conceived by Robert Lopez and
Jeff Marx, who wrote the music and lyrics. The book was written by Jeff
Whitty. Avenue Q is a coming-of-age parable, addressing and satirizing the
issues and anxieties associated with entering adulthood. Its characters
lament that, as children, they were assured by their parents and children’s
television programs, such as Sesame Street that they were “special” and
“could do anything,” but as adults, they have discovered to their surprise
and dismay that in the real world their options are limited, and they are no
more “special” than anyone else.

Avenue Q opened on Broadway in July 2003 where it won three Tony Awards,
including Best Musical, Best Score, and Best Book and rated 23rd on the list
of longest-running shows in Broadway history.

Director Carl Jordan has put together a wonderful cast and crew for Avenue
Q: Robert Nelson from Leading Ladies is fabulous as Princeton, and Melissa
Claire fields the show as Lucy.  Dell Parker exhibits fine energy as Gary
Coleman. Set designer Michael Walraven has created a colorful inner city
with impressive lighting by Frank Sarubbi.  Special credit goes to Mary
Nagler who has done magical work with the creation of the puppets. Musical
Director Monica Norcia keeps the Avenue Q band moving at a brisk pace.

Avenue Q is a real treat for all of us – and judging by the warm welcome of
the house – will have a successful run.

Avenue Q will run from October 10 to November 9, 2014, at the Novato Theater
Playhouse, 5420 Nave Drive, Suite C, in Novato.

Performances are Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m. with Sunday matinees at 2
p.m.  For tickets, go online to www.novatotheatercompany.org or call 415
883-4498.

Coming up next at NTC will be “Inspecting Carol” by Daniel Sullivan, from
November 29 through December 20, 2014.

Ex-Disney worker’s one-man memoirs ignite laughter

By Woody Weingarten

[Woody’s [rating: 5]

I may be decades late sliding down a hole with Alice for a twisted tea party with the Mad Hatter and White Rabbit, but I’m okay with that.

That’s because I finally got to see Trevor Allen slip into a time warp and re-create his ultra-high energy, one-man backstage view about those and other Disney characters.

The title of “Working for the Mouse” — now onstage at the Cinnabar Theater in Petaluma — is, in my estimation, bland.

Pedestrian.

Trevor Allen dons the Mickey ears he never got to wear as a Disney worker. Photo by Kevin Berne.

Allen’s 75-minute is neither.

Rather, it’s the funniest employee exposé since “SantaLand Diaries,” David Sedaris’ celebrity-making 1992 NPR essay about being an elf at Macy’s.

Allen’s primary aim is to get laughs, not bash Disney.

His actual work at the Magic Kingdom, dating to the ‘80s, was at times no laughing matter, however.

Being inside a Pluto head and suit, for example, might mean toiling in a 110-degree sweatbox. And Disney had stringent rules to adhere to — lest suspension or firing lie just around the corner at the Happiest Place on Earth.

But Disneyland wage-slaves, whose daily well-being required transcending the child’s fantasy world, invented a countering set of directives, including one injury-avoiding biggie:

Don’t let the kids get in back of you.

The monologist/performer, who’s effectively directed by Nancy Carlin, remembers that his dream of a being a boy who didn’t want to grow up “seemed attainable” — despite the Peter Pan role he aspired to fill staying out of reach.

Allen, whose boyish physicality can be breathtaking, recounts his side-splitting memoirs with touches of reverence and nostalgia — in his own 45-year-old voice, in squeaky character simulations, and in the cadences of antique Big Names (Ed Wynn and Jimmy Steward the funniest and most quickly recognizable).

His succinct word-portraits can be devastating.

I couldn’t help but smile as he told of the Fantasy in the Sky fireworks setting off car alarms throughout the neighborhood, of his costumed head falling off when he tripped over a sprinkler, and of guys thinking Cinderella and Snow White were hot but him not having “the heart to tell them those two were only hot for each other.”

Whatever one’s caveats about drugs and sex, I found it impossible not to laugh aloud as Allen honed in on 300 mostly strangers jamming a luau (including the mental image of Pinocchio doing lines of cocaine in a guest bathroom) — or seven dwarfs and three little pigs having “some kind of orgy. Nobody should see that.”

It was easy, too, to watch his amusing discomfort showing all brightly colored characters being “a compass for Mickey — we always knew where that damned mouse was.”

As well as sharing his delight in graduating from suited “rookie” to a character who didn’t wear a mask.

Because “Working for the Mouse” flips back the calendar, don’t expect any topical references. No Lady Gaga imitations. No dancing like Hugh Jackman with retractable claws.

Be prepared, instead, to hear lines like the somewhat blasphemous: “What Would Walt Do?”

Allen’s show, which years ago was voted best of the San Francisco Fringe Festival and played to sold-out audiences in San Francisco and Berkeley, offers his audiences vast insights into “the right way, the wrong way and the Disney way.”

That last way led right to my funnybone.

Only one more performance of “Working for the Mouse” remains at the Cinnabar Theater, 2222 Petaluma Blvd. N., at 7:30 p.m. Oct. 26. Tickets: $20 in advance, $25 at the door. Information: www.cinnabartheater.org or (707) 763-8920. Another one-man show: Brian Copeland’s “The Jewelry Box: A Genuine Christmas Story,” Nov. 30. Other special evenings: (Sam) Misner and (Megan) Smith performing roots music Nov. 2, and “My Raunchy Valentine,” with Sandy & Richard Riccardi, Feb.8.

A laughable The 39 Steps at Hillbarn Theatre

By Kedar K. Adour

The 39 Steps: Mystery/Comedy. From the novel by John Buchan. Adapted by Patrick Barlow. From an original concept by Simon Corble and Nobby Dimon. Directed by Hunt Burdick. Hillbarn Theatre, 1285 E Hillsdale Blvd, Foster City, CA (650) 349-6411 or www.hillbarntheatre.org. October 16-November 2, 2014

A laughable The 39 Steps at Hillbarn Theatre. [rating:2]

John Buchan wrote the novel “The 39 Steps” almost 100 years ago and it spawned a number of plays using the basic plot before the 1935Alfred Hitchcock movie was made. Patrick Barlow adapted the present play The 39 Steps from the Alfred Hitchcock movie, It initially opened in the hinterlands of England in 1995 before reaching Broadway in 2008 where it won or was nominated for multiple Tony Awards. After its closure in 2010 there has been a professional road tour before being released for regional theatres. Locally, TheatreWorks (2011 ) and Center Rep (2013) mounted brilliant productions.

A cast of four actors portray 100 plus roles and the character of Richard Hannay (Brad Satterwhite) is the only actor not playing multiple double roles.  Richard Hannay is the protagonist with an ensemble of Elspeth Noble, Russell Ward, and Ross Neuenfeldt to play the other 99 or more roles. The cast is sporadically hilarious, adept with quick costume (Mae Heagerty-Matos) changes with a plethora of slapstick actions with props (Rosita Issel) doubling, quadrupling to fit the sets (Steve Nyberg) as needed to take Hannay on his journey from London to Scotland and back again.

Richard Hannay is a stiff upper lip bachelor Brit complete with tweeds and pipe. He picks up a shady-lady (Noble) with a secret and a German accent in a local theatre and brings her to his flat. Bad idea, since she is murdered with a knife (think the movie Psycho). He has to flee since he is accused of the murder. We hear the phrase “39 Steps” early in the first act and the remainder of the evening is devoted to finding out the meaning of the phrase. He picks up a love interest, sort of, along the way and Satterwhite  and Noble milk their “bed room” scene while handcuffed together for all its worth.

There are many scenes and music that are direct steals from Hitchcock movie including a plane crash scene behind a scrim that brings a modicum of laughter. You will recognize references from, Strangers on a Train, Rear Window, North by Northwest and others.

Russell Ward, and Ross Neuenfeldt carry most of the action and are ably assisted by Noble. Director Burdick uses a relatively empty theatre set that allows the action to flow but he must share that credit with the production team. He does not have control of his cast especially Ward who shouts his lines with severe overacting that unbalances the ensemble effect.  The English and Scottish dialects are very variable to the point of being distracting or undecipherable.

Although there are many laughs throughout the play it becomes tedious before the end of act one and continues on until the final curtain.  Running time 2 hours and 20 minutes with an intermission.

CAST: Brad Satterwhite as Richard Hannay. Ensemble: Elspeth Noble, Russell Ward, and Ross Neuenfeldt.

CREATIVE TEAM: Director Hunt Burdick; Scenic designer Steve Nyberg; Costume designer Mae Heagerty-Matos; Sound designer Alan Chang; Hair and makeup designer Dee Morrissey; Properties designer Rosita Issel.

Kedar K. Adour, MD

Courtesy of www.theatreworldinternetmagazine.com

Hillbarn takes ‘The 39 Steps’

By Judy Richter

A bored Canadian’s decision to go to the theater during a visit toLondon in 1935 sets off a wild chase that unfolds in “The 39 Steps” at Hillbarn Theatre.

Patrick Barlow adapted this comedy from the film by Alfred Hitchcock and a novel by John Buchan.

This minimalist production uses only four actors. Brad Satterwhite plays the debonair hero, Richard Hannay, while Elspeth Noble plays three female characters. The dozens of other characters are played by Ross Neuenfeldt and Russell Ward, called Clowns 1 and 2.

As Richard watches the show from a box, a mysterious woman joins him before shots ring out. They flee to his flat, where she tells him that a spy plot threatens the country. She gives him some basic details before being stabbed.

Suspected of her murder and eager to save the country, Richard heads for the master spy’s home in Scotland. Along the way, he barely eludes an assortment of police and acquires an unwitting travel companion and eventual love interest, Pamela (Noble).

Directed by Hunt Burdick, this production has numerous hilarious moments. Many of them come from quick character changes — some with only a switch of hats — by the Clowns, aided by costumer Mae Heagerty-Matos.

Steve Nyberg’s set (lit by Matthew Johns) uses few stage pieces, many on wheels, to facilitate scene changes. On the other hand, the sound design by Alan Chang sometimes covers dialogue. This is especially problematic with the Clowns when the action moves toScotland, where the thick accents are already hard to understand.

Overall, though, it’s a fun show. Satterwhite and Noble are standouts in the cast.

Hillbarn patrons will be pleased to know that construction has begun to expand the restrooms and upgrade the offices and lobby. Dan Demers, executive artistic director, said in his pre-curtain speech that this work is expected to be completed in about two weeks. That would be well before the next show, “White Christmas,” begins Dec. 4.

In the meantime, Hillbarn has set up five portable toilets plus washing stations and canopies in the courtyard. Patrons may enter the facility from the back parking lot.

“The 39 Steps” will continue at Hillbarn Theatre, 1285 E. Hillsdale Blvd., Foster City, through Nov. 2. For tickets and information, call (650) 349-6411 or visit www.hillbarntheatre.org.

 

Post-its help writer vent, amuse and flaunt ignorance

By Woody Weingarten

Post-its ring Woody Weingarten’s iMac.

I’m an itsy-bitsy old-fashioned: I’d rather use a Post-it than an iPhone.

So I ring my iMac with instant reminders, to-do lists and quick- or slow-witted brainstorms — as I’ve been doing forever (no, none of them date back 20 years).

The yellow stickies also sit on my desk in three piles (do-it-now, do-it-asap, and fergettaboudit!).

And I usually have a pad in my pants pocket, in case.

Though the mini-notes don’t define my universe or my San Anselmo homestead, they do let me prioritize them.

They also frequently offer pleasure or amusement.

Such as a verbal bon-bon from Nancy Fox, my wife, I reproduced: “I’m counting my blessings — and you’re a lot of them.”

From a source I can’t remember: “Hyperventilation is proof we’re still breathing.”

Sometimes the notes are edgy:

“Overheard geezer telling companion in San Anselmo Library, ‘My wife accuses me of being a pochemuchka, which is a Russian word for someone who asks too many questions.’”

“Friend bemoans steady San Francisco Opera diet of Italian offerings: ‘It’s pasta, pasta, pasta all the time,’ he complains.”

In contrast, some Post-its merely give me a chance to vent:

“Recent 5-4 right-wing rulings o f the U.S. Supreme Court don’t pass my personal stink test.”

“With tech support being what it is — outsourced and understaffed — I spend way too much time on hold with the Philippines or India.”

Sometimes I question the so-called evolution of our society: “When did ‘a learning experience’ get replaced with ‘a teaching moment’? And why?”

Or ponder what just happened: “Was standing in our backyard when gray squirrel mistook me for a tree and ran up my pants leg, then my arm. I brushed it off, then shook as, watching it scamper up a real trunk, I realized it might be rabid.”

Because I’m so fond of word play, I’ve enjoyed glancing at this one: “Overheard, from moped-walking young woman on the Parkade in Fairfax — ‘He makes so many mistakes his life is a reign of error.’”

Perfect for a musician? “Nobody knows the treble I’ve seen.”

Perfect for a difficult non-musician? “He’s not hard of hearing, he’s hard of listening.”

More than a handful of stickies are personal.

“Because I often write about my songwriter-wife, she’s threatened that she may start creating songs about my foibles.”

Or, in a moment of 117 percent syrupiness, “Nancy’s so charming and persuasive she could make The Devil don a halo.”

But then comes the moment I flaunt my ignorance:

“I didn’t even know vaulting existed as a sport until Hannah, my seven-year-old granddaughter who apparently can grow taller while I’m standing there talking to her, climbed onto a horse’s back and blew me away by doing the gymnastic exercises.”

After scrutinizing a gossip website a few weeks ago, I jotted down, “Just found tidbits about Mya, Ciara and Kesha, three one-name singers I’ve never heard — or heard of.”

Some Post-its are whimsical:

“How do you really feel about kohlrabi?”

“Hannah the other day stupefied her mother by saying, ‘Mommy, I’m stupefied.’”

And some are wholly unencumbered phrases or words I might someday use in a column (not unlike this one):

“A mental gulag.”

“Critter-sitter.”

“My inner cubmaster.”

“Puleeeze.”

“Donna Quixote.”

And then there are scads of items I don’t know quite know what to do with:

“’I-spy’ moment causes me to question what I saw — red-haired guy jogging barefoot, and bare everything else, on Fourth Street sidewalk toward downtown San Rafael.”

“Random notion: How’d I feel if I told an actor to ‘break a leg’ and he/she did?”

“War — does it have three letters or is it a four-letter word?”

“Kick-the-bucket-list: Things to postpone until after I’m dead.”

But, if forced at gunpoint to choose, the stickie I relate to best is a summation:

“I’m an addict. Dependencies, in order of import, include my wife and kids and grandkids, my iMac (incongruously combined with being a Luddite), Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry, High-Tech burritos, films, jazz, taking digital photos and inserting prints into old-fashioned albums, and binge-watching ‘Law & Order’ re-reruns.”

Oh, I forgot: And Post-its.

Contact Woody Weingarten at voodee@sbcglobal.net