LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SCARY ARE YA? Well we’ve got just the horrors that will give you a feeling of arousal.
The opaque furnishings and the gothic look do exude that creepy feeling of eeriness from the moment of entering. Hey, people come here to endure terror. Being shocked gives you a lovely tingle. Yes, I’m talking about that thing between your legs. Even Nuns have found it to be exhilarating.
Most people get the humor – others might become a little faint. It’s the blood you know. It’s a Scream! But, get over it. A little graphic brain surgery being done on a hallucinating semi-zombie is no big thing. Just let the lover hammer a chisel into his brain. But, I’ve got great news for you. To heighten the effects – the horror plays often alternate with comedy.
Here is what you get at “Thrillpeddlers – Shocktoberfest 13 = “Coals of Fire” (by Fredrick Whitney – Directed by Flynn DeMarco. Leigh Crow is the Wife. The Companion is Zelda Koznofski and the Alternate Wife is Nancy French. You’ll really dig this: This playlet is called “I’m A Mummy.” It took some digging there. Music and Lyrics by Douglas Byng – Directed and Choreographed by Cindy Goldfield and Accompanied by Steve Bolinger. You will get to meet Mr. And Mrs. Mummy. (Jim Jeske and Annie Larson.)
Maybe you would like a little of “The Bride of Death”? Of course you would. I see you’re makeup – you’re already biting your lips. This play is by Michael Phillis. Based on Characters & Story Ideas by Flynn DeMarco & Michael Phillis and Directed by Russell Blackwood. Large Cast – more blood to spill. Meet Nancy French (Mrs. Offal) – Rory David (Ignatius) – Flynn DeMarco (Randolf Holcombe) – Michael Phillis (Timorth Truman) – Dalton Goulette (Alistair Maxwell) – Jim Jeske (Dr. Stygian) “Hey Doc – that hurts!” Andy Wenger (Roger Buntz) – Zelda Koznofski (Cynthia) – and the weird Governess Annie Larson. Do you mind if I take an intermission? O.K. I’m back.
Death defying Part Two. Oh, you’re here already – “Those Beautiful Ghouls” are just to fast. That’s what you get with Music and Lyrics by Scrumbly Koldewyn. Directed by and Choreographed by D’Arcy Drollinger and Accompanied by Steve Bolinger. Performed by Leigh Crow, Annie Larson, Nancy French, Zelda Koznofski, Bonni Suval, Michael Phillis, Andy Wenger, Dalton Goulette, Jim Jeski and Bruna Palmeiro. Next are “The Twisted Pair” but wait till I wipe the blood off of my clothes.
(l-r: Flynn DeMarco, Russell Blackwood,
Yes, I’m one of the Twisted. But not of “The Twisted Pairs” by Rob Keefe. And of course, Directed by the Master Russell Blackwood & Flynn De Marco. Here’s the Cast that brings the darkness of the night: Russell Blackwood, Flynn DeMarco, Lisa Appleyard, Michael Phillis, Rory Davis (Flies and Rats). Yes, that’s what they are. Oh, back to the list Bonni Suval, Nancy French, Bruna Palmeiro, Dalton Goulette and Andy Wenger. If you see that there names appear more than once – it’s because they died and came back again. Dam those Flies and Rats, all ways nibbling at my toes! Oh well – the cast does get hungry. But, I’ve lost a lot of blood. Yes, the talented cast pulls out all stops, with an extra bucket of blood thrown in when necessary. Never mind the screwing of the Master! He likes it!
RATING: Four Glasses of Champagne!!!! (highest rating) – trademarked-
